His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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