they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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