I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Randomize
