do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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