please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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