Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize
