But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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