I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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