It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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