so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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