never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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