I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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