Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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