If i come over, it means nothing
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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