Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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