D3 body, D1 cock
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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