Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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