So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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