How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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