It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my shit smells like andre
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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