was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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