What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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