I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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