I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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