For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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