She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just fell off a train. Bad.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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