you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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