worst night to have a conscience
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Someone signed my nipple.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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