We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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