i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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