Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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