Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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