When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I love how my cats smell like pot.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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