I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I cockslap morals
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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