i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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