Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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