I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
