As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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