grandma shit on top of the toilet
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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