I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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