All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
