It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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