your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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