just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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