In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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