I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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