it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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