Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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