I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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