I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Mom said you looked used
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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