Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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