its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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