Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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