I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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