We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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