It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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