did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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