Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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