After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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