Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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